Theology of a Five Year Old

The MP is quite the theologian. I believe that he pieces his custom doctrine from a variety of friends, media, and teachers and then he puts his own spin on the given religious theory and makes it uniquely his own.
So for your amusement and consideration I give you this addition to the Mud Puddle Lexicon via a conversation he and Scott were having the other night:

“God lives in heaven and if you are good you can go live with him when you die.If you talk bad about God you have to go live with SayTinn and be his waitress.”
Are you kidding me? Satan’s Waitress.
Honestly, where does he come up with this stuff?? And how does he say it with a straight face???

Don’t think I am not getting THAT on a t-shirt.
And possibly trademarking it as a potential band name.

ROCK ON SATAN’S WAITRESS!!!!